Random collections of thoughts, the first of many of these.

Hey four people who decided to follow this,

I appreciate the support. My fan base has nearly doubled since I last checked.

I really miss when AOL instant messenger was the internet communication medium of choice. It was a simpler time. Every message was a private message. Unless it was in a chat room. But even then once the window was closed all record of the communication was gone forever. Now I am internet pariah because once four years ago I told a girl on myspace that I hoped she got the worst kind of cervical cancer.

I also miss it because the AIM info box was the best. You could put song lyrics in it and you knew people would read them because that was the only feature AIM had. And you read everyone's info what else were you going to do. What are you going to do now. Make your status update lyrics. That's not honest.

I had more nonsense going on in my skull but I lost my train of thought when I started taking requests. And here it is

Alicia Orders
Pastrami when she knocks that
guy into the pool.

Yay haiku!

Love

Ted.